As you know, Dominic is in little league baseball. He enjoys it, and the last game he did something just hilarious.
It's the final inning and the bases are loaded, Dominic is on first. The hitter is up to bat, he swings and the ball flys toward 3rd base. Dominic starts running, or walking fast, I can't really tell what it is, but what I do know is he's giving it his all.
He runs for 2nd, then third. As he approaches home plate, the catcher is guarding it with his life. Dominic is now about 10ft to home plate - the catcher is looking forward to one more out as the previous players were tagged.
Dominic eager to avoid the inevitable and distract the catcher, looks at him while running, points to the sky and yells "look its a bird". Everyone on the home team bleachers were laughing. It was the funniest thing. haha
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?'
The applause was resounding..
::: nice one Amie :) :::
LOL. I think this is the funniest and most amusing clip ive seen. LOL, LOL.
This was forwarding from one of Amie's uncles. Hilarious, especially number 10
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are
bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim
during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot
So, One year, at Duke, there were these two guys who were taking Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes and the midterms and labs, such that going into the final they had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chemistry final was on Monday), they decided to go up to Uvirginia and party with some friends up there. So they did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and everything, they overslept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, what they did was to find Professor Bonk after the final and explain to him why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to UV for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and so were late getting back to campus.